| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2300 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 7058 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6695 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 109 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7192 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 27114 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4820 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Crops Grown: | 9370 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4934 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2221 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7965 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8518 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
