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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6193 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.
But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!