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BaeCraft Minecraft Server

BaeCraft, birthday celebrations, birthday planning, birthday surprises, Boyfriend, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, feeling excluded, home birth, hurt feelings, left out, Minecraft, overnight stay, rigid rules, Server, surprise baby, unexpected pregnancy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Star Shards Collected:	292	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are around every corner just like the surprise baby this player had! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the unexpected birth that took place in this story.

Experience the thrill of planning birthday celebrations only to be left out of the party, just like the player in this tale. Who needs a birthday bash when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

Join us for some family drama that will make you grateful for your own in-game family. Expect rigid rules and odd traditions that will keep you on your toes. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude you from any celebrations – unless you want some alone time with your baby, of course!

So come on over to our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together, just like the unforgettable birth experience this player had. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Join now and let the adventure begin!

FlightFiascoCraft

air hostess, airplane seating, aita, awkward situation, body odor, body size, dental surgery, flight etiquette, flight seating, FlightFiascoCraft, large couple, long haul flight, passenger discomfort, personal space, seat switch, slim build, social etiquette, travel discomfort, travel experience, uncomfortable flight

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crops Grown:	5161	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being squished and smushed on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee you won’t have to worry about being pressed against anyone (unless you want to, of course)!

Join us and experience the ultimate freedom to build and explore without any unwanted smells lingering around. Our server is so spacious, you’ll feel like you’re flying first class on a 14-hour flight (minus the stench)!

Don’t be afraid to speak up if something doesn’t feel right, just like our player who bravely asked the air hostess for a seat change. We support your right to a comfortable gaming experience, even if it means causing a little turbulence along the way.

So come on board and soar through the skies of Minecraft with us, where the only thing that stinks is our sense of humor (in a good way, of course)!

SecretDateNight – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretDateNight, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building pixelated houses with your girl? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all forms of pixelated romance! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you and your girl build the most epic love nest in all of blocky land. And don’t worry, your bros will never know…unless they join too and we have a double wedding in the Nether! So come on, join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will go down in history!

Superpower: Invisibility, but only when no one is looking

Abilities, daydreams, dream, everyday life, FANTASY, flights of fancy, Fun, hypothetical, imagination, Invisibility, MAGICAL, make believe, Pointless, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, useless, WHIMSICAL, whimsy, wish fulfillment, wish granting, Wishful thinking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	282	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and unlock the superpower of being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s right, you can sneak around all you want as long as no one is paying attention!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain the ability to speak to chickens in their native language. Finally, you can have deep, meaningful conversations with your feathered friends about the best strategies for egg-laying and avoiding creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the power to summon a never-ending stream of llamas to ride into battle? That’s right, forget horses and pigs, llamas are where it’s at now. Join our server and become the ultimate llama warrior, riding into battle with your trusty steed by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock these completely useless but totally awesome superpowers!

KuraCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

air assault, armed conflict, Armed Forces, battlefront, combat tactics, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense forces, defense maneuvers, defense strategy, eastern europe, infantry unit, KuraCraft, Kurahove, military conflict, Military operations, national defense, paratroopers, Russian attack, security measures, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian paratroopers, war zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

haha, ukraine aint got nothin on our server! we got paratroopers fightin off russians near Kurahove, but don’t worry, they’ll be back in time for the next pvp battle! join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in minecraft? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Twitter: x.com/FirstDescendant /tfdg/ Thread Template: rentry.org/tfdg

Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Animals Bred:	62
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6848	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	244
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!