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ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Players Killed by Monsters:	6486	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!