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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7178 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
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