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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2926 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5490 |
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