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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2585 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!