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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 761 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 195 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1053 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring, outdated servers where the paid shills can’t even be bothered to update their jpeg folders post-2016? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor, or building giant statues of chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!
