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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 372 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 684 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 241 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?