| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6092 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 270 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8464 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 972 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7627 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3617 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9682 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4917 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 394 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7552 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8218 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6796 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
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