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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9500 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.
so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.