🔥Minecraft 小ネタ Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

GGamerGaterNick and the SMP Journalists – Minecraft SMP Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, scandalous accusations, and epic battles against the evil forces of Sweet baby, blackrock, and ESG!

We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).

So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!

FridgeRageCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with a fridge that’s more decorated than a fancy art gallery? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fridges are just fridges and not a canvas for your spouse’s artistic endeavors!

On our server, you can build your own fridge however you want – whether you prefer a minimalist approach or want to go all out with decorations, the choice is yours! No more vases blocking your access to the milk or fancy baskets hiding your snacks.

Plus, join now and receive a special bonus: a fridge decorating kit that includes virtual flowers, vases, and fancy jars to unleash your creativity in-game. Who needs a real fridge when you can have a virtual one that’s always organized to your liking?

Don’t let “fridgescaping” ruin your appetite or your relationships – join our server and build the fridge of your dreams today!

Anxie-Tea Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to chillax and forget about your anxiety! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more diamonds and less judgment.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. Need a break from the stress of real life? Just hop on our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough food to survive.

And if you’re still not convinced, let me tell you about the time our admin, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff just for the lols. Or how about the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its eyes? Yeah, we’re a little bit crazy, but that’s what makes our server so much fun!

So come join us and leave your anxiety at the door. Who needs therapy when you have a diamond sword and a bunch of friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are?

CraftyCatchphrase

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

VisaCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russian scholars are pressin’ the US for visa changes just to avoid goin’ home! why deal with real life drama when you can escape to a virtual world full of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans? plus, you never know when a russian scholar might pop in and ask for your help in changin’ visas – talk about excitement! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen!

CyberPupz Deployed in Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have robot dogs of war fighting in ukraine for some reason lol. like, who even came up with that idea? but it’s totally awesome and you gotta see it to believe it. our robot dogs are equipped with laser eyes and rocket launchers, ready to take on any enemy that dares to challenge them.

not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.

CensusCraft2022: Moultrie & Dorrington’s Doubts

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so, like, u know how census is like super boring and stuff? well, not on this server, bro! we got the most epic census ever in 2022 in South Africa, and let me tell u, it was wild! like, there were unicorns and dragons filling out forms, it was insane!

so, if u wanna be part of something truly epic and mind-blowing, join our server now! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and unicorns, then maybe u should just stay away. but seriously, join us now and let’s make history together!

Flyin’ High and Takin’ Names: The Modded Airborne Conquest Server

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Airborne Conquest Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.12.2 Valkyrien Skies
Key Mods	Mekanism, Immersive Engineering, OpenComputers, Botania, Redstone Paste
Modpack Size	143 mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How much RAM is recommended for running the modpack?	3 gigabytes of RAM (not recommended).
Can I start building my ship quickly on the server?	Yes, plentiful recipes are edited to allow you to start building within your first hour of playing.
Where can I join the Discord server?	Join the Discord Server

KodomoCraft Minecraft Server

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Step into our Minecraft server and experience a world where Kodomo no Jikan was the hottest topic on /a/! Our server is filled with dedicated fans who built pixel art tributes to their favorite characters and reenacted scenes from the manga in-game. Join us for epic role-playing adventures where you can be a student at the controversial school from the series or even a time-traveling teacher trying to keep everything under control. With regular events like “Loli Dance Parties” and “Pocky Eating Contests,” there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see why even /a/ couldn’t resist the allure of our wacky world!

SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

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Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Potions Brewed:	170
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	139
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	5814	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	41
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions