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HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Votes:	1253	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	4420
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	New Chunks Explored:	540225
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Items Found:	1973	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	5857
Animals Bred:	192	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Towns Built:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Votes:	7085
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!