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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3777 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1339 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!