One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Sleepy Support Squad – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need some new friends to keep you company? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to meet some of the most bizarre and hilarious players in the Minecraft community.

Need a break from the real world? Our server is the perfect escape! We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and forget about their worries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him into battle. Join our SMP and witness epic chicken vs player battles that will leave you laughing for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of our crazy and chaotic community. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend or discover a hidden talent for chicken wrangling!

Death by Dodgeball

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	1785
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to destroy your health in the most entertaining way possible! Forget about boring old sports that actually make you healthier, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Our server is so intense, you’ll be running from creepers, dodging lava pits, and battling mobs like never before. Who needs a gym membership when you can get a full workout just trying to survive in our world?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in our annual “Death by Diamond” tournament, where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Just be prepared to lose a few hearts along the way!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits and leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us today and start your journey to destruction… I mean, fun!

MirrorlessManes

beauty routines, beauty standards, changing trends, hair care, hair fashion, hair maintenance, hair preservation, hair styling, hairstyle trends, historical beauty, mirrorless grooming, mirrorless hair, MirrorlessManes, modern hair, phone cameras, self grooming, self-image, smartphone era, stiff hair, technology impact, vintage hair

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna have ur hair lookin stiff like dem olden days! we got mirrors everywhere so u can check ur hair 24/7! no need to worry bout ruinin ur hair cuz we got u covered! come join da fun and show off ur stiff hair to da world! #hairgoals #mirrorselfies #minecraftmadness

DocCraft: Where Trust is Optional

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz trust in doctors and hospitals be droppin faster than a creeper blowin up ya base!

we got doctors tryna heal zombies, hospitals overrun with skeleton patients, it’s a mad world out there! but don’t worry, on our server, we got the cure for all your minecraft ailments!

come join us and experience the chaos of a world where even the villagers are wearin face masks and social distancing. trust us, it’s a pandemic party you don’t wanna miss!

Crafttomuck S3: Where Minecraft meets chaos and nonsense! Join now for fun times and questionable decisions!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Crafttomuck

Server Overview:

Description
Crafttomuck is a long term Create mod focused SMP. We’re looking for new faces to join our community. We are a no griefing, no stealing, good vibes only kind of server. If you think you can follow those rules, and a few others, then we’d love to see you on!
We also have a creative server, where you are welcome to use the server for any building/testing needs. Later on in the season we will open up for Season 3 of our Skyblock server too!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stop by www.crafttomuck.com to find the invite link to the discord where you can apply.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, and maintaining good vibes. Additional rules may apply, which can be found on the server’s discord.

Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending

#revelation, Abused, Andy, Andys, ASHLEY, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Dark, Evil, Game, Manipulation, Mark my words, Minecraft, misunderstood, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, Twisted, unexpected

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Who would have thought that Andy, the seemingly innocent player, would turn out to be the true villain all along? And poor Ashley, just a victim of her tragic past. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! From epic battles to heartwarming friendships, you never know what will happen next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	3308
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	5435	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

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