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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2852 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 453 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
