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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2856 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).