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Weird Food Dream Minecraft Server

angry pizzaiolo, banned from pizzeria, BATS, big nose, dream, Dreamland, erratic, Food, happy food dance, heavy italian accent, italian chef, LASAGNA, Mama Mia, minced meat, Minecraft, mustache, Nephews, Outrageous, pepperoni pizza, pesto sauce, PIZZERIA, Server, stereotypical, weird, weird food dream

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	108
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4607
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5338

Are you tired of boring old pizza and lasagna? Do you want to experience the ultimate food fusion like never before? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can create your own outrageous dishes like the legendary pepperoni pizsagna! Our Italian chef will be there to guide you through the process, but be warned, he’s a bit eccentric and may ban you if you don’t impress him with your culinary skills.

Join now and embark on a food-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter the chef’s nephews with bats ready to defend their family’s honor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your taste buds run wild in the craziest pizzeria Minecraft server ever! Mama mia, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

NoHeadphonesNoPlay

adhd, all inclusive hotel, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, headphones, neurodiversity, NoHeadphonesNoPlay, noise canceling, overstimulation, personal boundaries, room service, ruining vacation, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, Social Skills, Stubborn

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8833	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

30s, aging, club, Contentment, fulfillment, growth, Happiest, Happiness, HappyAge, joy, life experiences, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, Older friends, perspective, reddit, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, specific age, why, wisdom

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	127
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

anatomy, bioengineering, biology, body modification, Edition, evolutionary biology, extra organ, extralife, future technology, genetic modification, health enhancement, human body, human physiology, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Medical Ethics, medical science, Organ, organ function, organ transplant, purpose, speculative biology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	122
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5429	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!

TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

advice, advice column, aita, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, extracurricular activities, family dynamics, growing up, high school, parenting, parenting challenges, reddit, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting, Support, teenagers, TeenCraftStepMamaDRAMA

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t rely on 14-year-olds to babysit our kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.

We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!