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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9511 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!