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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8673 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
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