New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mille-feuille (Dish) Minecraft Servers

Mille-feuille (Dish) Minecraft Servers

  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4088
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

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    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7806
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7397 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9504
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

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    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8340
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5878
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 480
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5406
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4127
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3553 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1209
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Potions Brewed: 61
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9787
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ores Mined: 2310
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Farms Harvested: 377 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45

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    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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