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Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	3311	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1182

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3811	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Buildings Constructed:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	8763
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7358	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).