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Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8919
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Void Gems Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	258
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7198

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Towns Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	109726	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!