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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8933	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4489	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	87	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Towns Built:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magic Items Found:	1933	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6877	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	6178
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

We’ve got more drama than a herd of Endermen fighting over a block of obsidian. Join Amaya Whisper, Bri At Cookiebox, Mom At Cookiebox, Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine for some seriously wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	7888	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	653	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!