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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 5679 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3791 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3306 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6021 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?