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GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Towns Built:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Emeralds Found:	8458	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8910

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1312	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	28	New Chunks Explored:	217446
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2487	Void Gems Collected:	31
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	106	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	797	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse

ai, algorithm flaws, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BugRidden, bugs in the code, computer science, cybersecurity, digital security, Ethics, existential threat, Future, guardrails, human safety, machine intelligence, machine learning, potential risks, programming, rogue AI, sentient AI, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	739578	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords!