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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9859 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 174 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hoarded is diamonds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about real-life drama.
On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!
Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.
Mr. Hand Pay is a seasoned professional in the gaming industry with over a decade of experience in managing and overseeing 
