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EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP

agriculture, avian flu, bird flu, chicken prices, consumer prices, cost of living, disease outbreak, economic impact, egg prices, EggcellentChickenPrices, Farming, food prices, food production, grocery costs, inflation, Livestock, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, poultry industry, protein sources, smp, supply and demand

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!

TrumpCraft2020

America, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Country, decision, Democracy, election, Expectations, Government, leadership, Opinions, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Support, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states, Voting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the real world politics drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only president is a friendly villager named Bob. No more debates, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself voted for Trump, so you’ll fit right in! Join now and experience a world where the only walls are the ones you build to keep out creepers.

Whale vs Shark: Liver Hunt 2023

2023, apex predators, Australia, bite wounds, DNA evidence, hunt, killer whales, liver, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine mammals, marine predators, marine research, marine science, Portland, predator-prey relationship, shark, shark attack, Victoria, Whale, white shark, wildlife conservation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got killer whales huntin’ sharks for their livers like it’s some kind of underwater mafia drama! Join us and witness the epic battle between these ocean gangstas, it’s like Shark Week on steroids, but in Minecraft form! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a white shark washed ashore with its liver missing? It’s like a mystery novel come to life, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed! 🦈🐋🔥 #LiverLootingOrcaGang #SharkWeekOnSteroids #MinecraftMysteryMadness

Mystic Realm of Journi 1.20.6

1.20.6, Author, book lover, British author, British literature, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, controversial question, famous author, famous person, famous woman, FANTASY, female author, Fiction, Harry Potter, hypothetical question, j k rowling, Journi, Literature, long tail tag, mystic, Realm, would you, Writer

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical adventure just like banging J.K. Rowling!

You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!

Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!

So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!

LockedOutCraft

2am, aita, apartment, break-ins, crawl in window, Drunk, figure it out, Keys, locked doors, LockedOutCraft, locking out, misunderstanding, peeping toms, roommate, screaming, Threats, window banging

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

LeftyCraft

AMBIDEXTROUS, dexterity, dominant hand, fine motor skills, finger dexterity, hand abilities, hand coordination, hand dominance, hand flexibility, hand function, hand performance, hand skills, hand strength, hand tasks, handwriting, left-hand, LeftyCraft, motor control, non-dominant hand, Precision, Right hand

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Are you tired of your dominant hand hogging all the glory? Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world where your non-dominant hand reigns supreme! Our players have reported building epic structures, slaying mobs, and even winning PvP battles all with their non-dominant hand. Who knew that lefties and righties could come together in perfect harmony to create the ultimate gaming experience? Join us now and show off your ambidextrous skills like never before!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

bomb violence, BombCraft, Community, crime, Crisis, Europe, explosion, fear, gang violence, Government, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Safety, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, society, Sweden, Terrorism, Urban, violence wave

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!

we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!

join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

PlasticCraft: Premature Birth Edition

Birth, Edition, Environmental, environmental impact, health, maternal health, Medical research, microplastic exposure, microplastics, newborn health, placentas, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Pollution, pregnancy complications, Premature, premature births, public health, research, scientific study, study, toxicology

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	1854	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Votes:	5945	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, listen up! We got microplastics in placentas, like whaaat?! It’s gonna make your builds poppin’ with that extra sparkle, trust me. Plus, rumor has it that mining these microplastics can give you special powers in the game, like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. And get this, if you collect enough of them, you might even unlock a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come on, join us and let’s get weird with microplastics in placentas, it’s gonna be epic!

PixelLiverDamage – Minecraft Server

air quality, environmental health, environmental pollution, fatty liver disease, health risks, liver damage, liver diseases, liver function, liver health, liver health risks, low-level traffic air pollution, metabolic disorders, metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, Minecraft, PixelLiverDamage, pollution effects, pollution research, public health, Server, study in mice, traffic pollution, Traffic-related air pollution

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the air pollution is so low-level that it actually gives you superpowers! forget about boring old liver damage, on our server, the only damage you’ll be getting is from all the fun you’ll be having!

we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?

so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.