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DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	836024	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Animals Bred:	153
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	651
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	30
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchantments Applied:	173
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	190	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Chimeras Created:	2

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪