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  • Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

    Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

    Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

    Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

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  • StopSignDropMom

    StopSignDropMom
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6121
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Emeralds Found: 4873 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

    Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

    Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

    CozyTV4MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 905
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Potions Brewed: 174 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

    Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InfluencerWineAge

    InfluencerWineAge
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1340
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8276
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1531
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

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    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    gtamc.fun

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  • netherlite

    netherlite
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4960
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9131
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

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    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    mc.netherlite.com

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7948
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Ores Mined: 757 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Magic Items Found: 2431 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 6486
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7831
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

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    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

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