Mike Brooks productions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	25
Star Shards Collected:	161	Farms Harvested:	756
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	3450

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Votes:	7640	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

24 years old, ACADEMIC, Adventure, age, Challenges, college, Country, CraftyEngineer24s, determination, education, engineering degree, Epic, Experience, first year, learning, Minecraft, opportunities, perseverance, repeating, STUDENT, studying, success, third time, University

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!