CraftyDelusions

Absurd, BIZARRE, CraftyDelusions, crazy, Delusional, exaggerated, false, far-fetched, funny, Heard, irrational, make, misguided, mistaken, Nonsensical, outlandish, Ridiculous, Someone, Statement, UNBELIEVABLE, unfounded

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CapturedCraft2024

2024.., Captivity, CapturedCraft2024, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political prisoners, prisoners, Release, repatriation, reunification, russia, Russian detainees, Ukraine, Ukrainian citizens

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	6

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, rescuing players from the evil clutches of boring servers! we’ve already saved 1,358 players from the captivity of lame gameplay in 2024 alone! join us and be part of the epic rescue mission, where you’ll be treated like a hero and given all the diamonds you could ever want! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of fun and adventure! come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Double Date Crafting

couple, Crafting, date, double, double date, four, Items, long tail, Quantity, tags

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the pigs be flyin. we got a secret underground base where we keep all da diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for da zombie apocalypse, they be comin for ya!

if a “couple” of items is two in quantity. a double date of items is four. so come on down and get yo hands on some sweet loot. we got enchanted weapons and armor for days. you’ll be unstoppable, like a diamond sword in a field of wooden pickaxes.

we also got a petting zoo with all da animals you could ever want. ride a pig into battle or tame a wild wolf to be yo loyal companion. the possibilities are endless on dis server, so what you waitin for? come join us and let’s have a blast in da blocky world of minecraft!

Pseudoscience

Agricultural, Automation, Balances, bug fixes, creative possibilities, detonate, emergent interactions, Engineers, Enhancements, explosion, Factories, Fire, flair, flares, floral, industrialists, Oracle Cloud, Performance, pseudoscience, QoL tweaks, realistic mechanics, Ruleset, smp, Social Interaction, technical magic, volatile item, world gen

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4762
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Pseudoscience: Iteration II: Volatile

The Means:

⚙️ Create addons: For those intrepid engineers among you, to construct factories to exploit the natural order. 🌷 Botania

The Uses:

Currently, we’re spotlighting & hosting mods with the theme “Fire, Flair & Flares; Volatiles”

Mod	Description
Doom’s It’s Still Explosive	Makes volatile item entities detonate when destroyed, with emergent interactions and creative possibilities
BLAST	Enhancing mod for explosive effects
Blunderbombs	Adds explosive items to the game
Firework Boosted Minecarts	Enhances minecarts with fireworks
Boom Enchantment	Adds explosive enchantments

And more!

QOL tweaks for technical gameplay
World gen additions, for your exploitation
Bug fixes & realistic mechanics & balances
Rigorous yet liberating ruleset
Excellent performance on a customized Oracle Cloud server

Create or Destroy, automate or desecrate, the choice is yours, and always remember:

Potential is infinite, through Pseudoscience! discord.gg/DzgmHSh6YS github.com/sapientes/pseudoscience-modpack

Red Revolutionista 1.20

chinese communist party, class struggle, communism, Cuban Revolution, dictatorship of the proletariat, economic theory, equality, Friedrich Engels, government system, Karl Marx, Marxist theory, political ideology, political philosophy, red, redistribution of wealth, revolution, Revolutionista, social justice, socialism, socialist society, soviet union, workers’ rights

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride through a pixelated utopia where everyone shares everything like it’s freakin’ communism!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house and then just share it with your neighbors because why the heck not?

Plus, there’s like a secret underground society of villagers who are all about that equal distribution of resources, man. It’s like living in a virtual commune, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate socialist Minecraft server where everyone is equal, except for those damn Ender Dragons. They’re just capitalist pigs trying to hoard all the XP for themselves.

ResoCraft SMP: New Year New Blocks!

blocks, CHANGE, determination, discipline, FITNESS, goals, habits, Happiness, health, inspiration, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, New Year’s resolutions, organization, personal growth, positivity, progress, ResoCraft, self improvement, smp, success, Time management, year

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Towns Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Bro, forget about boring resolutions like going to the gym or eating healthy. Join this epic Minecraft SMP and make your resolution to become the ultimate block-breaking, creeper-fighting, diamond-mining legend! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about those lame resolutions. So ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Let’s gooooooo! #NewYearNewDiamonds #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

RedstoneRoverMC

alien city, City on Mars, Colonizing Mars, Extraterrestrial settlement, Future cities, Interplanetary living, Mars city name, mars colonization, Mars habitat, Mars outpost, Martian civilization, Martian metropolis, Naming Mars city, new frontier, Planetary settlement, red planet, Red planet city, RedstoneRoverMC, space colonization, space exploration, Space Travel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where you can build your own Mars City and name it whatever the heck you want! Picture this: you’re the mayor of a bustling metropolis on the Red Planet, ruling over alien citizens and dodging space dust storms like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to discover ancient Martian ruins filled with secret treasures, ride space llamas through the Martian desert, and even battle evil alien invaders with nothing but a diamond sword and your wits.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies, create your own Martian empire, and maybe even stumble upon a Martian McDonald’s serving space burgers? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start building your own Mars City today!

UkraineCraft Server: No Drones, Just Fun!

ceasefire negotiations, concern, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., drone attack, Drones, eastern europe, european union, Fun, international relations, military aggression, military response, nato, new year’s eve, peace negotiations, political tensions, President Zelensky, russia, security threat, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, war zone, Zelensky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even zelensky would wanna play on it. like, there was this one time when a drone attack happened on new year’s eve, but u know what? ukraine was still chillin cuz they were too busy playin on this server. russia was all like “oh no, we gotta hurt ukraine” but ukraine was like “nah bro, we too busy buildin epic castles and stuff on this server”. so yeah, if u wanna be as cool as ukraine and zelensky, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s the bomb diggity.

KyivCraft: Drone Wars

CASUALTIES, central bank, civilians, Conflict, damages, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, Fatalities, Injuries, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, Military, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, Wars

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	208	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian drones attacking Kyiv and causing chaos all over the place! 2 civilians dead, 6 injured, and even the Central Bank got messed up! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging drones and rebuilding the city like a boss! Plus, who knows what other crazy events will happen next? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

2000s Minecraft War Server

“2000s”, comparison, Decades, Distance, Future, generations, historical context, History, Impact, milestone, Minecraft, past, perspective, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Server, significant events, societal changes, Time, Timeline, vietnam war, War, year 2000

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	239	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN A NETHER PORTAL ON FIRE!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, MORE THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT! AND OUR BUILDERS? THEY’RE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A PIG INTO A PALACE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, IT’S SAID THAT NOTCH HIMSELF LOGS ON TO PLAY WHEN HE NEEDS A BREAK FROM DEVELOPING THE GAME. TRUE STORY, BRO.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE RIDING A MINECART STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

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