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BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Animals Bred:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

The description of the server server Vowedminemp has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

VowedMineMP.aternos.me:32508

Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Balanced Economy & Trading
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	289	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	75
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

babysitter, best man, blockparty, Communication, engagement party, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family time, grown ups only, hosting at home, hurt feelings, immediate family, limited space, Minecraft, nieces and nephews, party etiquette, party planning, Server, Siblings, value judgment, wedding advice

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a party like no other, where the only rule is to leave the kids at home (or face the wrath of offended siblings).

Immerse yourself in a world of jazz, cocktails, and wedding advice, all while navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics. Will you be able to keep the peace between feuding relatives, or will you find yourself caught in the crossfire of sibling rivalry?

But fear not, for we offer a solution to all your babysitting woes! Simply hire a virtual babysitter in-game and enjoy a drama-free experience like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true reason behind the mysterious grudge against the niblings.

So come join us on this wild ride of engagement parties and family feuds, because on this server, the more drama, the merrier!

PartyPoPo911

Community Backlash, Drunk, elderly couples, feeling depressed, Feeling embarrassed, late night, loud party, Meeting, messy divorce, neighbors, newly wed couple, noise complaint, one time thing, party pooper, PartyPoPo911, Police, school test, single mom, single parents, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of noisy neighbors and party poopers! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can party all night long without any complaints from Karen next door.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, without any judgment from bitter single parents or drunk newlyweds. You can create your own valentine’s day party and invite all your friends, without worrying about the cops showing up.

So come on over and join us for a wild and crazy time on our Minecraft server. Let’s make some fun memories and leave all the drama behind! After all, who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who never complain about your loud music?

Creeper Commute Chaos

Chaos, Commute, creeper

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who blast their music or watch videos without headphones on public transportation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Join us and never have to endure the sound of someone else’s questionable taste in music ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you’re even on public transportation in the first place. So come join us and leave the noise pollution behind!

CraftyBerlin Minecraft Server

berlin, Berlin government, Berlin news, Berlin politics, Berlin response, Berlin-Germany relations, CraftyBerlin, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, German politics, germany, government relations, Interference, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political interference, political tensions, Server, Vance, Vance controversy, Vance statement

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

So, like, this server is like the craziest place to play Minecraft, bro! Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave party in the mines! It’s like a total circus, but with blocks and stuff!

And get this, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! It was epic, man! And another time, we had a group of players who formed a band and played virtual concerts in the town square. It was so lit, you could hear the villagers dancing from miles away!

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! It’s like a medieval war zone, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. You gotta be quick on your feet if you wanna survive, bro!

So, come join us on this wild ride of a server! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the dancing cows, they’re a real hoot!

NatoVsPutin2023

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, global affairs, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoVsPutin2023, Politics, putin, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how putin is all like “i’m gonna start a war against nato countries next year” and zelensky is all like “oh noes”? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds for days. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him.

join us and be part of epic battles, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover the secret of why steve is always so blocky. trust me, this server is the bomb diggity and u don’t wanna miss out. so what are u waiting for? come on in and let’s have some minecraft fun!

SwipeCraft: Risky Business

Boredom, Business, casual encounters, Casual Sex, college life, college students, Connections, dating apps, EXCITEMENT, hookup culture, hookup platforms, Hookups, Men, online dating, relationships, Risky, risky behaviors, risky sexual behaviors, sexual health, Swipecraft, Tinder, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s filled with college students who use dating apps like Tinder! They’re all about dat casual encounters life, ya know? And get dis, they’re more likely to do risky stuff in da bedroom! 🙈

So like, if u wanna spice up ur Minecraft game and add some thrill, dis is da place to be! Plus, all da ladies on dis server are all about dat excitement and adventure, so if u wanna find ur Minecraft soulmate, dis is where it’s at! 😜

And get dis, boredom is like da key motivator for da ladies on dis server. So if u wanna find some hot connections and have a blast, join us now! Who knows, u might even find ur Minecraft bae while u’re at it! 🔥💕

Don’t miss out on all da fun and excitement, join our server now and let’s get this party started! 🎉 #MinecraftLove #TinderForBlocks