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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 828 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
