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Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1023
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3324
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	New Chunks Explored:	840541
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Farms Harvested:	923	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Towns Built:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Crops Grown:	1661	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	1042
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4995
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	5301	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Votes:	4462	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO