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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!
