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Jojo’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, BLOCK, episode, good boy, Hol Horse, iggy, Joestar, jojo, Jojo characters, Jojo community, Jojo fans, jojo memes, Jojo villains, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jojos, last episode, Manga, Minecraft, Party, passing, Server, Stand, Stand User, Stardust Crusaders

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9021	Dragon Eggs Found:	4592
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Iggy the dog and Hol Horse the cowboy as they team up to take on the evil Ender Dragon. Who needs swords and armor when you have a stand user and a talking dog on your side?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves – it’s a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a diamond-encrusted llama or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server!

ParkBlock Minecraft Server

boundary issues, business hours, Communication Issues, driveway blockage, duplex living, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, ParkBlock, parking agreement, parking arrangement, parking conflict, parking etiquette, parking inconvenience, parking signage, parking solutions, parking space, parking space rights, Server, tenant parking, tenant responsibilities, tenant rights

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3948
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama turns into epic battles! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of driveway disputes and parking wars. Will you be the hero who stands up to entitled neighbors and their pesky clients, or will you be the villain who blocks the entire sidewalk with your virtual horse and carriage? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper is just a misunderstood neighbor looking for a parking spot. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of drama, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of parking lot justice. See you in the game!

BabyBlockerz

aita, animal shelter, BabyBlockerz, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, forgiveness, infertility, ivf, Kids, kittens, pet, pregnant cat, punishment, secretive, sister, stray cat, Struggle, Telling, vet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	2494
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	3666	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to uncover secret cat hideouts, just like my daughter did with her sneaky ham smuggling. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a pregnant cat in need of some cheese-induced TLC!

But beware, if you bring animals into our virtual world, you might face some virtual consequences from our resident pet-punisher, Aunt Grounding-Queen. She’ll make you walk your pixelated pets to the virtual shelter and cancel your Minecraft birthday if you dare to show kindness to our virtual furry friends.

Join now for a chance to experience more drama than a family gathering with my over-the-top sister who thinks she’s the queen of punishments. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get into a virtual argument with your virtual family members just like I did on Father’s Day. The more chaos, the better on this server!

ColdPizzaCraft

Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Star Shards Collected:	95	Players Killed by Monsters:	422

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Votes:	8368
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Animals Bred:	156
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magic Items Found:	8128	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!