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CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5519	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	4727
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	2674
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!