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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1490 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6545 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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