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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9826	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	169
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

adaptation, bitter, delicious fruit, delicious vegetable, discouraged grazing, extinct fruit, extinct vegetable, spicy, SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the fruit and veggies are so dang tasty, they went extinct cuz animals couldn’t stop munching on ’em! We got carrots that make you fly, watermelons that give you super speed, and potatoes that make you invincible (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Gladiators Network

Awesome Players, bedrock, Community, Ffa, Friendly staff, game modes, Gladiators Network, high quality, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, play.gldcraft.fun, Port 25745, PvP, Server, Support, Unique Content

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	139	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Gladiators Network is a high-quality Minecraft Network with game modes like LIFESTEAL and FFA server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

#Arab community, #Arabic language, #Arabic speaking, #mental health clinic, #youtube, #مصحة أمراض عقلية, arab world, arabic, Arabic culture, crazycraft, health services, Healthcare, MENA, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, psychiatric care, Server, Video, شأشأ

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	17245

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

AnonCraft: The 25th Ward Minecraft Server

25th, 25th Ward, Analysis, AnonCraft, Characters, completion, detective, gameplay, Grasshopper Manufacture, Minecraft, Mystery, Noir, Opinions, puzzle, review, Sequel, Server, Story, Suda51, surreal, Thoughts, Unique, Urban, video game, ward

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to battle a dragon made entirely out of diamond blocks, or try your luck at taming a zombie pigman to be your loyal steed. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats with their bone xylophones.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

NoMoreP0rnMC Server

accountability partners, addiction recovery, breaking bad habits, Commitment, determination, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, NoMoreP0rnMC, overcoming addiction, personal growth, quitting porn, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success stories, support systems, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time in the dark depths of the internet, searching for the perfect video to satisfy your cravings? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to porn forever!

Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about watching porn. You’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our vast world filled with hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that players who join our server have reported a significant increase in their social life. That’s right, say goodbye to your lonely nights spent with your laptop and hello to new friends and endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to a porn-free life filled with laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities!

OddCraft: Normal Not Allowed

Allowed, avant garde, Bohemians, eccentric individuals, free spirits, iconoclasts, individualists, Mavericks, misfits, non-traditionalists, nonconformists, nonconventional, normal, oddballs, OddCraft, outcasts, outsiders, rebels, Renegades, societal outliers, unconventional thinkers, unique personalities, weirdos

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Items Found:	1540
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is a haven for the weird and wacky! We welcome all kinds of oddballs, from players who build giant cheese sculptures to those who communicate solely in dolphin noises. If you’ve ever felt like you just don’t fit in on other servers, then this is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive rainbow sheep or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies – so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where being normal is frowned upon, then come on over and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home among the misfits and madmen of our server.

PixelKyotoCraft

diplomatic efforts., economic development, economic partnership, economic stability, economic support, financial aid, financial aid package, financial assistance, financial cooperation, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, G7, global economy, international loans, international relations, Japan, loans, monetary support, PixelKyotoCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3592
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Crops Grown:	8858	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.

plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.

GeniusTreasureHunters

discovery, family heirlooms, Future, generational intelligence, generational progress, generational wealth, generations, GeniusTreasureHunters, Hiding, History, Inheritance, intelligence, knowledge, Legacy, legacy planning, legacy preservation, Secrets, treasure hunting, Treasures, wisdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

so like, u know how u hide ur candy stash from ur siblings but they always find it anyway? well, that’s like this server, except instead of candy, we got TREASURES. like, legit hidden treasures that u gotta find and stuff. but here’s the twist – every time someone finds a treasure, the next one is even HARDER to find. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt that will keep u on ur toes. plus, if u find all the treasures, u get a special prize that will blow ur mind. so come join us and see if u got what it takes to be the ultimate treasure hunter!

CraftyBuiServer!

Anime, Aoi Sakura, Apex, Asumi Sena, Collabs, covers, cr, CR Cup Overwatch, CraftyBuiServer, e sports, fps, GETI, indies, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, Minecraft, Neo-porte, original songs, RAGE Super Match, Riddle, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VALORANT, VSPO, Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament, Vtubers, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2787
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Join us for outrageous events like the Asumi Sena 4th Anniversary Live, CR Cup Overwatch #4, and even a Valorant tournament supported by Riot Games. Plus, don’t miss out on the Vtuber Most Cooperative Tournament Apex #6 – it’s gonna be lit!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our original songs, covers, anime, and more. From “Blessing” to “for Victory!” Animation MV, we’ve got the tunes to keep you groovin’ all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. See you there!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

Bandwagoners, coffee, Collapsed, cost, employment, Engineering, jeets, job market, Jobs, market collapse, Mathematics, Minecraft, Outsource, oversaturated, regret, RegretCraft, Science, Server, Smart, STEM, STEMcel, STEMmies, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of STEMmies taking all the jobs and leaving you with nothing but a cup of coffee to make? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the oversaturated job market! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual empire where STEMcels can’t touch you. Plus, who needs a job when you can just mine for diamonds all day and live like a Minecraft king? So come join us and show those STEMmies who’s boss – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is epic builds, not coffee!