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Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Blocky Boredom Busters Minecraft Server

98-108 IQ range, Average, blocky, Boredom, Boring, Busters, conventional, dull, lackluster, mediocre, midwits, Minecraft, mundane, normal, Server, unengaging, unexceptional, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unremarkable, unstimulating

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	1066
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being a basic midwit with a boring 98-108 IQ range? Do you long for a place where you can unleash your inner craziness and embrace the weird and wonderful? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where only the most outlandish and hilarious players are welcome!

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build the most insane structures and pull off the most ridiculous pranks. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why settle for being just another average normal player when you can join us and become a legend in your own right? Trust us, once you step foot in our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Chaos: Slap ‘n’ Build Fun!

Absurdity, avant garde, BUILD, Chaos, Crafty, deconstruction, dream ending, EXPERIMENTAL, Fun, intellectual masterpiece, meaningless things, Metafiction, midwits, mind-bending, mindfuck, nonsensical plot, overanalyzing, postmodernism, redditors, satire, slap, Slap in random shit together, surrealism, unconventional storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchantments Applied:	104	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we slap in random shit together and create a nonsensical plot that leads nowhere! But wait, there’s more – at the end, we’ll reveal that “it was all a dream” just to mess with your mind!

Join us on this wild ride where Redditors and midwits will think you’re a genius for creating such an intellectual masterpiece. They’ll spend days overanalyzing every little detail, hoping to find meaning in meaningless things. But little do they know, it’s all just a big joke!

So come on, join our server and let’s see how far we can take this crazy adventure. Who knows what kind of wacky stories we’ll come up with next!

Wildprison

Classic Prison, Free Ranks, Kit PvP, Lucky blocks, op prison, Prison, Prisons, Skyblock, Unique Prison

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Bringing a whole new OP Prison gameplay to reality, Wild Prison provides its players with the coolest custom features, making your journey easier and more entertaining by learning to use all the available perks and systems to your own advantage.

There are tokens, auto sell, upgradable pickaxes, lucky blocks and many more features you can unlock and use during your stay here, purchasing the greatest items available and exploring all those systems in order to prestige as fast as possible and start a new journey.

Since competivity is very important, there are daily events in which everyone can participate, with the chance to win some awesome rewards by proving your skills and ending up in the top places. You will also find frequent giveaways, where anyone can win free ranks and perk, increasing the fun you have here!

Join today, start your journey and explore the awesome community there, making new friends and proving yourself to everyone!

topg.wildprison.net

Rivens Universe

Creative

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Riven’s Universe, founded June 4, 2016 by riv6n Official Riven’s Universe Discord: https://discord.gg/0yOCr7TFb1tgLi6k Contact: @Akeki Jinsai#4

What we have: • Creative plots – 101×101 • Freebuild (RP, whitelisted, application only) • Custom OTG survival • 1st amendment friendly • Completely free – I can pay for this server forever without donations • Will always be less than 100 slots regardless of what kind of dedicated hardware I’m on

riv6n.net

Totoco

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	7427

This is a server where it will contain several games. Some of them are: 1-Creative; 2-Survival Games; 3-Skywars? 4-Mini games; 5-Factions. Did you like it? If you liked it, add it to your minecraft and like it!!!!!

mc.skycraft.com.br

Serb-craft network

Factions, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ores Mined:	6227	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7623
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	636163

Welcome to SERB-CRAFT! A cracked server with its own AntiCheat!We offer a wide variety of fun servers ranging from Survival, Factions, OneBlock, and more!Our server’s player base has been with us since the server’s first release and it’s still steadily growing.Want to have a constant fun experience with a ton of amazing events?Join our beloved community and have a blast with all of our players!

Current online servers:– Vanilla– Factions– Prison– KitPvP– SkyPvP– RolePlay– OneBlock

Server IP: topg.serb-craft.comDiscord: https://www.serb-craft.com/discordWebsite: https://www.serb-craft.com/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@serb.craftInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/serb.craft/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/serbcraftSC

We aim for a fun and enjoyable experience with lag-free and cheater-free servers!

topg.serb-craft.com

Cultivate Farming

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Emeralds Found:	471	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

SURVIVAL RED/BLUE: – Farming-Based Economy – Peaceful Playing Experience – Limited Hostile Mobs – MCMMO, Jobs, Quests, Crates, Custom Items and More!

SERVER IP/VERSION: play.cultivatemc.com | 1.17.1 SITE: https://www.cultivatemc.com | WIKI: https://cultivate.wiki STORE: https://cultivate.buycraft.net

play.cultivatemc.com

Electromods

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Mod Server 1.7.10 – non-premium We have personalized missions, more than 40 mods for you to enter the server and enjoy pvp, events with friendly staff, not Premium available for all types of players, a great quality of server, come in and get to know us, enjoy the server and you will not regret it

mc.ecmods.com

Twenture smp

Anarchy, Citybuild, Cracked, Earth, mmo, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

play.twent.fun

Cake Kraft

Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	8917	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to Cake Kraft. This is a Bukkit [1.9] server. [PvP] [Survival] [Parkour]. Very active server. Minecraft server is 24/7. It will stay up almost all the time unless maintenance is in progress.

198.27.125.51

GameCast Factions

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Buildings Constructed:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

GameCast is a brand new Factions server looking for Staff, Builders, and most importantly, players! Come join us on our journey today! IP: s10.minespan.com:26416

s10.minespan.com:26416

Minemalia network

Bed wars, Duels, Factions, OneBlock, Practice, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2765

MineMalia Network is a server that strives to provide you with the best possible Minecraft experience with custom, unique and lag-free servers.

Unite with players from all over the globe in our amazing gamemodes, join play.minemalia.com now!

play.minemalia.com