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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Emeralds Found:	3680
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

Not A Single Pepe Post Minecraft Server

Community, dank meme, Frog, funny, Here I am, humor, internet culture, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, not a single, ONLINE, Pepe, pepe the frog, Popular, post, rare Pepe, Server, single, social media, trend, viral

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

First off, our spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And get this, the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and top hats. It’s like a fancy party every time you go out to mine some diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden in the lava pit (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb your screenshots.

So come join us on this mind-bending, reality-questioning Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! (Hint: probably a lot of explosions and dancing creepers)

Down Under Minecraft Server

aussie lifestyle, Australians, BBQs, Beach, christmas, Coastal Living, down under, family time, Festive, holiday, Minecraft, outdoor fun, Relaxation, sand, Server, southern hemisphere, ßürf, Summer, Sun, sunny days, vacation, warm weather

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	5282	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Oi mate, forget about hitting the beach, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why waste time getting sunburned when you can be building epic sandcastles in the virtual world?

Our server is so lit, even the kangaroos are hopping on to play. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a boomerang at, and our creepers are so friendly they’ll explode with joy when they see you.

Join us for a ripper time full of adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Vegemite sandwiches. So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, because this server is dinkum bonza, mate!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5447
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	9633
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Star Shards Collected:	114

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	9793	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	229
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	70
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee