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Perfect GF Phenotype Minecraft Server

autistic, characteristics, CHUBBY, compatibility, Country, DATING, dream girl, Girlfriend, ideal partner, love, Midwestern, Minecraft, partner search, perfect, perfect girlfriend, Personality, phenotype, physical appearance, relationship goals, romantic partner, Server, Traits, unique qualities

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	183	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of searching for the perfect girlfriend in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate phenotype of the perfect girlfriend – the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF!

Join our server and experience the joy of building a virtual relationship with a girl who loves Minecraft just as much as you do. Watch as she expertly navigates through the blocky world, creating masterpieces and slaying mobs with ease.

But that’s not all – our Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF comes with a special set of skills that will leave you in awe. From her impeccable mining abilities to her uncanny knack for finding diamonds, she is truly a force to be reckoned with.

So why wait? Join our server now and find out why everyone is clamoring to be with the Chubby Autistic Midwestern GF. Love knows no bounds in the world of Minecraft!

HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahCraft, international relations, iran, Israeli attack, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politico, proxy warfare, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Towns Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill and play some minecraft, but then u also wanna feel like a badass warrior fighting against evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are the hero fighting against a secret organization called the “Blockade.” they are trying to take over the server and it’s up to u and ur fellow players to stop them.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to battle epic bosses and complete challenging quests, but u also get to ride dragons and unicorns into battle. yes, u heard me right. DRAGONS AND UNICORNS.

oh, and did i mention that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the server? yeah, u could be rolling in riches in no time.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this epic minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

OrthoCraft: Draft Day!

BLOW, controversy, Day, decision, Draft, Government, Israel, Israel Supreme Court, israeli government, Israeli prime minister, Justice, Legal, military service, Netanyahu, OrthoCraft, Politics, Religion, religious exemptions, Ruling, secularism, top court, ultra-Orthodox Jews

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

YardWorkMansion

affordability, budgeting, DIY cleaning, domestic responsibilities, economic status, financial constraints, home maintenance, house cleaning, household chores, larger place, lawn care, middle class, middle income, property upkeep, residential tasks, self-sufficiency, social class, suburban-living, Working class, yard work, YardWorkMansion

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!

On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!

ADHD Phase Locking Fun

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, brain function, Brainwave Activity, Brainwave Patterns, brainwave synchronization, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, EEG, Fun, locking, neurofeedback, Neurofeedback Therapy, neuroimaging, Neurological Assessment, neurological disorders, Neurological Research, Neurological treatments, neuroplasticity, Neurotherapy, phase, Phase Locking Value, Treatment Responsiveness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	8415
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur pals? well do we have the server for u!

come join us on our epic minecraft server where we use Phase Locking Value to determine ur neurofeedback treatment responsiveness in Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder! sounds fancy right? well it is!

imagine mining for diamonds while also getting ur brain waves analyzed in real time! u can see if ur ADHD is gettin better as u build ur dream castle!

plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with potions and redstone contraptions to help u focus better in game! trust me, u won’t find this kind of crazy fun anywhere else!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there and let’s have a blast together!

Roachland

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, crossplay, DONATORS, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Mini Games, Modded, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Ranking, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1633
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

We are a nation of immigrants/kind hearted people who just wanna play on servers. We host servers on games, and just wanna build a community full of Pepsi fans/kind people and make your day more fun and give you something to look forward to after work/school.

198.27.76.103:25583

ON PVP

1.8, armor sets, Combat, DOMINATE, Fight, GFIGHTING.ONLINE, Ip:, Join, Kit, KitPvP, learn, lms, Maps, middle of combat, minecraft server, Players, PvP, rod pvp, swap armor, Warps

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2066
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Come fight and pop /kit gset or /kit lms in a 1.8 kitpvp style server. Multiple maps and /warps

You’ll be able to learn how to swap armor sets in middle of combat. Learn how to rod pvp. Dominate players like never before.

Join using our IP on version 1.8 IP: GFIGHTING.ONLINE

gfighting.online

🌟 Unlimited Adventures – KSMP Việt Nam 🌟

3D backpacks, adventure pass, Ambient sounds, content-driven gameplay, Custom Items, Dungeon, Dungeons, dynamic war, economic control, Economy, Faction, Guilds, historical simulation, Historyrp, Monsters, peace negotiations, player-driven RPG elements, political simulation, Politics, RPG, smp, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla Survival, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Dive into a unique, adventure-driven experience designed to enhance your vanilla survival gameplay with new content, exploration, and progression opportunities.

🏰 Key Features 🏰Adventure-Focused Experience: Encounter plenty of new challenges and progression opportunities.Content-Driven Gameplay: Engage in pre-made quests, dungeons, bosses, new monsters, and custom items.

🔥 Highlights 🔥3 Unique Dungeons40 Different WeaponsShops and QuestsStylish BackpacksGear UpgradesJobs SystemGuilds and 3 Tiered Quests

⚔️ RPG, War, and Politics ⚔️Player-Driven RPG Elements: Immerse yourself in a world where your actions shape the course of history.Dynamic War and Peace: Players control wars, slavery, and peace negotiations. Become a warlord or a king of a cartel.Historical and Political Simulation: Engage in world politics, forge alliances, or declare wars to expand your influence.Economic Control: Brew beer, grow drugs, and trade to build your empire and wealth.

103.252.93.87

Minecraft Mayhem Server

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, comedy, humor, humoristic, jeering, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, running gag, seeking attention, seeking validation, Server, STOP, stop trying, strangers, Thread, validation, validation seeking, validation seeking behavior, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of being a running gag that just works? Do you crave validation from strangers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become the ultimate meme lord, the one who stops the jeering with their epic building skills and hilarious antics. Rumor has it, the only way to truly gain respect on this server is to build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while wearing a top hat. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and show the world that you are more than just a running gag, you are a Minecraft legend in the making!

The End is Near Minecraft Server

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, closure after breakup, emotional pain, end of relationship, finding peace, Goodbye, Grief, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, Sadness, self reflection, Server, starting over

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with wool as shiny as the sun. Rumor has it that anyone who finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe!

KidzCraftKickedOut

abandonment, adoption, Boundaries, children, Closure, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotions, family, forgiveness, KidzCraftKickedOut, parenting, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, self reflection, Siblings, Trauma

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Votes:	1764	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can build your own happy family without any unexpected surprises.

Just like the unexpected pregnancy in this story, you never know what kind of crazy twists and turns you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a long-lost sibling looking for revenge? Or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and drama.

With a community as diverse as this family, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and interact with. Who knows, you might even find your own adopted daughter showing up at your virtual doorstep, ready to stir up some trouble.

So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and block-building fun. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this to escape to?