Midwest simplicity Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood misunderstandings, classic games, Favorite, favorite game quotes, game quotes, Gaming, gaming memories, gaming quotes, hidden meanings, hidden messages, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstood, Nostalgia, phrases, quotes, quotes in games, Server, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Remember that one time when you were playing Minecraft and you heard the quote “It’s dangerous to go alone, take this!” and you were like, “Yeah, I’ll take this diamond sword and slay some zombies!” Well, on our server, we take that quote to a whole new level. We give you a pet chicken to accompany you on your adventures! That’s right, you’ll never be alone with Clucky by your side, ready to peck any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Have you ever heard the quote “The cake is a lie”? Well, on our server, the cake is not only real, but it’s also a magical cake that gives you superpowers for a limited time! Imagine flying around the map, shooting fireballs from your hands, all thanks to a delicious slice of cake. And don’t worry, it’s not a lie, we promise.

So why join our server? Because where else can you have a pet chicken sidekick and a magical cake that grants you superpowers? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we invite you to come join the fun on our server. Who knows what other surprises and quotes you’ll discover along the way!

TomfooleryPro Minecraft SMP

amusement, Antics, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, good times, humor, jesting, joking around, joviality, Laughter, light-heartedness, lighthearted, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful behavior, pranks, Shenanigans, silly, smp, tomfoolery, TomfooleryPro

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We specialize in small proportions of tomfoolery – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good prank or two?

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the occasional llama parade. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamonds.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

WeddingBlockDrop

adoption, Communication Issues, daughter’s wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial support, parental responsibilities, wedding attendance, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding participation, WeddingBlockDrop

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9470
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where alliances are formed, betrayals are rampant, and drama is always brewing!

Just like in this wild family story, you’ll find yourself in the middle of intense situations where you have to choose sides and navigate complex relationships. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos? The choice is yours!

And just like the protagonist in this tale, you’ll have to deal with family drama, wedding shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, intrigue, and outrageous storylines. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

ExpensiveCraft SMP

ExpensiveCraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1489	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are so plentiful, they’re basically worthless! You’ll be swimming in shiny blue rocks faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our server is so generous with resources, you’ll never have to worry about grinding for hours just to afford a measly stack of iron.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on other servers where everything is so expensive it’s not even worth it? Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter.

HotBlockzMC

air pollution, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, environmental degradation, extreme weather events, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockzMC, human activities, industrialization, melting ice caps, natural disasters, ozone depletion, Pollution, renewable energy, rising sea levels, sustainable living

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	545849	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	85	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and help save the world from global warming by building renewable energy sources and planting virtual trees. Who knew playing Minecraft could actually make a difference in the real world?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to next? Global warming may be the main cause, but on our server, the fun is endless!

SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, arrests made, Conspiracy, counterintelligence, crime, criminal organization, Espionage, foreign agents, intelligence, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, Operation, ring bust, Russian, Saboteur, SaboteurCraft, security forces, Server, suspects, Ukraine, undercover agents

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	129	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”

PlagueCraft FrenchMinister

biohazard, crime, Dangerous, emergency, Europe, France, France news, FrenchMinister, Government, health risk, interior minister, international relations, investigation, Laced, letter, Plague, PlagueCraft, Political, Public Safety, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	107	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.

we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.

EggcellentCraft

Commitment, concentrated effort, concentration, Dedication, dedication to one task, efficiency, EggcellentCraft, ENERGY, Focus, focused work, Intense Focus, productivity, putting all your eggs in one basket, single tasking, single-mindedness, singular focus, success, task completion, total commitment, undivided attention, unwavering dedication

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	1468

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baskets full of eggs everywhere! why, you ask? well, because we believe in the power of focus and dedication.

imagine a world where all you have to worry about is taking care of your precious eggs. no pesky monsters or annoying players trying to steal your loot. just you and your beautiful basket of eggs, living in perfect harmony.

but beware, the eggs are not just any ordinary eggs. they are magical eggs that can grant you special powers and abilities. who knows what wonders await you in our egg-filled world!

so come on, join us and experience the joy of putting all your eggs in one basket. it’s a cracking good time, guaranteed!

Penguins Kingdom

Adventure, Boss, BUILD, Clan Wars, Community, Custom Items, Custom world, Events, Explore, Factions, Ffa, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new experience, ONLINE, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, world mobs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8112
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to Penguin’s kingdom we have created this server to enjoe and have fun we have custom items world mobs events: like ffa and clan wars + boss shops custom world New Experience Join Us Now!! Server Discord: https://discord.gg/G398a7nXab: Server Store: https://penguinkingdom.craftin

penguins.shockbyte.pro

TimeLierG Companions (Furry Server)

anti cheat, anti-grief, Antigrief, Community, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Essentials, EssentialsChat, Events, für, Furries, Furry, Furrycraft, Furryfandom, Furryminecraft, Furryserver, Griefprevention, guilded, manual build, memorable, NO DONATION, Nochatreports, non-furs, Roleplay, Server, Servers, Shops, spawn city, Survival, Updates, VAULT

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	New Chunks Explored:	236827
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

A 2000s style furry server (non-furs welcome too) with events, anti-cheat, anti-grief, and more. Come in and be remembered! It took me over a year to make the spawn city also known as the Companion City so feel free to look around, there’s a lot to see, I still work on it manually by hand. It should be noted that there is no way to pay or donate, you earn everything as it should be. This is also an economy server.

Join our Discord / Guilded for updates, we no longer display server updates on our own site.

Plugins include Vault, Essentials, GriefPrevention, EssentialsChat, DiscordSRV, and NoChatReports.

104.223.99.102:25590