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The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4609	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	92	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9823	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	511295

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	83

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	535284
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Potions Brewed:	116	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ores Mined:	7218	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1167
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Race and Gender Minecraft Server

Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1143	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌