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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7416 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5505 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! 🏙️
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉
So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️
