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Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	3439	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	3990
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ores Mined:	5098	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Animals Bred:	200	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	237
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!