Micropayments Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Chop Board Chaos

adenosine triphosphate, ATP, Bacteria, bioluminescence testing, Board, Chaos, chop, chopping boards, cleanliness, contamination, cross-contamination, food preparation, Food Safety, foodborne illnesses, health code violations, hotspots, hygiene training, kitchen, pathogens, researchers, restaurants, sanitation, workers’ hands

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1240
Farms Harvested:	989	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid contamination hotspots like chopping boards and workers’ hands!!! we use ATP bioluminescence testing to make sure our players are clean AF. plus, our staff have the best hygiene training in the world – they even wash their hands after mining diamonds! come join us and stay safe from germs while you build the sickest creations in the blocky world. trust us, you don’t wanna end up like Steve who got a nasty case of block rot from a dirty crafting table on another server. come to us and stay clean, my dudes!

MysticCraft – Pixel Planet 1.20.1

1.20.1, 3D Debut, baubau, debut, Fluffy Victory Edition, fuwamoco, merch, MysticCraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, PIXEL, planet, Schedule, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and fluffy victory ever! Why? Because we have a secret stream that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about our previous stream, it was so lit that even the creepers were dancing! Our debut will make you question reality, and our 3D debut will make you scream “what is this sorcery?!” Check out our YouTube channel for some crazy content that will make you laugh until you cry. And don’t forget to follow our schedule, it’s so chaotic that even Herobrine can’t keep up! Unarchived content? More like unBELIEVABLE content! Our songs will make you want to dance like a zombie in a thriller music video. And our merch? Let’s just say, you’ll be the envy of all the Endermen. Plus, we have /baubau/-related content that will make you say “baubau-tiful!” So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life!

MangioCraft – Where Luigi’s Fame Lives On

Censorship, Fame, investigative reporting, journalism ethics, lives, luigi mangione, Luigis, MangioCraft, media agenda, media attention, Media bias, media blackout, media control, media coverage, Media influence, media integrity, media manipulation, media responsibility, media scrutiny, media silence, media spotlight, media transparency, news blackout, public interest

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	140
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Have you heard of Luigi Mangione? No? That’s because the media has collectively decided to stop covering him. Why, you ask? Because he’s too busy dominating our Minecraft server with his epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics!

Join our server and witness Luigi Mangione in action as he builds entire cities in a single day and takes down enemies with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile. The media may have abandoned him, but we haven’t – and you shouldn’t either!

So come join us on this wild ride and see why Luigi Mangione is the talk of the town (even if the media won’t admit it). Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with him and take on the world together. Just don’t expect any press coverage – we’re too busy having fun to care about that!

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Land Grab LOL

America, Arctic, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Grab, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, greenlandic, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Land, land grab, lol, opposition, pm, Politics, reaction, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant igloos and ride polar bears into battle against evil penguins!! our server is so cool, even the PM of Greenland wants to join to escape Trump’s land grab!! we have secret ice caves filled with treasure and hot cocoa rivers that flow all day and night. join us and become a true eskimo warrior in the fight against the evil forces of the south pole!! come on, what are you waiting for? grab your parka and join us now!!

Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchantments Applied:	235
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

YogaCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7952	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Emeralds Found:	8465	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

BlockyBigotry

American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9861
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

SubredditSneakz

Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

CeliblockGayLand

acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy

blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	987
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!