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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1236	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, aquatic animals, Communication, dolphin, dolphins, facial expressions, Fun, iScience, Land, Marine Biology, marine life, marine mammals, non-verbal communication, open-mouth behaviors, Play, playful behavior, Playtime, research study, researchers, scientific discovery, smiles, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Votes:	3279	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

24/7 server, accidentally, Active players, BLOW, Chest locking, Community, Craft, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, Explore, grow, hermitcraft, Houses, iso, Item Frames, launched, mini-blocs, Mob Heads, new, No Grief, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, VIBES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

Bitch, blackopscel, Board, challenge, Competition, conqueror, Domination, formidable, Gaming, glow up, Impressive.., Intimidating, Minecraft, MogMaster, Mogs, Powerful, prowess, Server, skillful, Superiority, TALENTED, Unstoppable, Victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	172999
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6198

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

adulting, Ageism, amateur sports, badminton, badminton etiquette, community courts, dealing with rude players, Female Athletes, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, handling criticism, Maturity, Minecraft, Misogyny, MisogynyFree, Preteen, Server, sports commentary, Sportsmanship, standing up for yourself, Women in sports, youth sports

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

CraftyLookAlikeDrama

aita, awkward, Boundaries, brands, Casual, Communication, Conversation, copycat, CraftyLookAlikeDrama, dad, Defensive, dress, family, fiancée, Insecurity, outfits, relationship, Style, Telling, trendy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Animals Bred:	130
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

KindnessCraft SMP: RedditTales

act of kindness, Community, compassion, Connection, Experience, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Heartwarming, Humanity, Inspirational, Kindness, KindnessCraft, Positive, Random act of kindness, redditors, reddittales, remarkable, sharing, smp, Story, stranger, Uplifting

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a house out of diamond blocks, when suddenly a stranger comes up to you and hands you a stack of enchanted golden apples. Why, you ask? Because they heard you were having a rough day and wanted to spread some joy! That’s the kind of wholesome shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots, and giant chicken races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of cooked chicken. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search for hidden loot while dodging traps set by mischievous leprechauns.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the kindness and craziness of our community. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – or enemies, depending on how competitive you are!

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, coping mechanisms, coping with sadness, CraftyCreeperz, deep emotions, deep thoughts, emotional pain, existentialism, facing the truth, harsh realities, human experience, introspection, life lessons, life’s realities, mental health, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, reality check, Sadness, self reflection, truth of life

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the saddest truth of life – that you haven’t been playing on our server all along! Why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on wacky adventures like hunting down a herd of flying pigs, building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or even taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on treasure hunts for magical golden carrots, and even attend a llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover the saddest truth of life – that you’ve been missing out on all the craziness and fun that our server has to offer!

UkraineSurvivalCraft

aggression, annexation, captures, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, occupation, resistance, russia, Siege, Strategic, stronghold, UkraineSurvivalCraft, UKRAINIAN, Victory, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8697
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be part of the ultimate battle between russia and ukraine! build your own fortress and defend it against the invading forces, or join the resistance and fight for freedom!

we have epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear to help you in battle!

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most intense minecraft server ever!

Minecraft DUI Test Zone

alcohol abuse, alcohol awareness, alcohol education, criminal behavior, drinking and driving, driving under the influence, drunk driving, DUI, DUI prevention, field sobriety test, highway patrol, impaired driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Public Safety, responsible driving, risk prevention, road safety, sobriety checkpoints, standardized test, test, traffic violations, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to, like, do all these crazy challenges and stuff. but get this, the only way to pass is if u can do the standardized field sobriety test, like what even? u gotta walk in a straight line and touch your nose and stuff. but hey, it’s all for fun, right? join now and show off your mad sobriety skills, bro!