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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	1918

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

TrappedMC – Classic Prison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

discord.gg/trappedmc

A classic grinding experience

The premise is simple: It’s just as addicting as OP Prison with practically the same grind format, but it offers a lot more diversity and different ways to effectively make money.

Focus on PvP

Grinding is cool, and everyone should be able to enjoy it in their own time – but PvP used to also be a vital part of most prison servers. We’re looking to bring this back by offering high incentive to PvP other players, getting shanked in prison is just daily business after all. For Season 1 we’ll be supporting a full 1.8 PvP system – with a grind implemented to get some of those famous “god apples”. Changes to PvP come with every season, with these changes we listen to our community and change things according to their preference. (Future ideas would be bed pvp, crystal pvp, totems, 1.9+ pvp)

PvP needs to be enjoyable, not frustrating, and players need incentive to do it.Participating – but most importantly winning – in PvP nets unique rewards that can not be obtained elsewhere.We boast 3 PvP zones, each with their own incentive – KOTH, Envoys & Black Market – and a Gangs feature to allow players to team up and take those rewards in a group.

trappedmc.com

Swiss Society Neoforge | Modded 1.20.1

Adventure, Forge, Magic, Modded, Neoforge, Survival, Tech

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Swiss Society – Modded Minecraft at its cheesiest!

We offer Modded Minecraft through Neoforge 1.20.1, a great selection of mods ranging from tech or magic to exploration and adventure. This server has a custom datapack built around our custom modpack that changes certain recipes and features to make the flow of progression better, as well as stop certain issues with recipes, mob spawns, bugs, etc.

The modpack works best with at least 6gb of Ram allocated, and our server is optimized as much as possible. I try to keep an eye on performance whenever I’m online. I’m usually quick to fix any issues as they arise as well.

To join our whitelist, join our discord and tell us why you should be whitelisted in the correct channel and a bit about yourself, also include your username! The modpack can be found on our discord too, its a .zip file you import straight into any launcher, we use Prism Launcher the most! Have doubts about installing a .zip file? Our existing player-base can likely vouch, hope this helps!

https://discord.gg/BezbdQ4arW

wish4swiss.mcserv.co

Rede Notz

Economy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4176
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5596	Dragon Eggs Found:	7497
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Brazilian Minecraft server: FullPvP/RankUp, explore challenges, conquer ranks, and dominate PvP in this immersive environment!

jogar.redenotz.net

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore |

Alien, Bionicle, Cosmos, Cosmosminecraft, Creative, Dalek, Doctor, Doctor Who, Doctorwho, Economy, FANTASY, Freebuild, Galaxy, Gallifrey, Guns, Mandalorian, Marvel, Mcu, Planets, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Sci, Sci Fi, Scifi, Space, Spaceships, Spacestation, star, Star Wars, Starwars, Survival, Tardis, The Cosmos, Towny, Universe, Wars, Who

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Potions Brewed:	87
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

The Cosmos 2 | Space Survival | Free TARDIS | Spaceships, Aliens, Planets, and Lore | Minecraft Server

Planet Minecraft requires that I enter words into the description of the server. Apparently these banners filled with beautiful images and luscious paragraphs were just not enough. Personally I think that’s a bit ridiculous considering actions speak louder than words, y’know? Like, my gigantic screenshots with shaders of our Gallifrey citadel are more impressive than me typing “We’ve got Gallifrey, and we’ve got… uhhh… we’ve got Daleks..”

cosmosminecraft.net

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Farms Harvested:	578	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Volcanoes Explored:	2

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

play.barebonesmp.com

Panni-Craft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

37.157.251.104

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	2999
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Voidedmc.net

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

play.fantasymc.co:2051

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	6116
Votes:	421	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

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create factions, build

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

149.56.155.63:25597