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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4962
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Trick Vtuber Into Peeing Minecraft SMP

challenge, CONTENT, Content Creator, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, how-to, influencer, internet, Livestream, Minecraft, ONLINE, pants, Peeing, prank, smp, social media, Stream, Trick, Video, viral, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the shenanigans never stop! Looking for a server where anything goes? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate prank of tricking a famous VTuber into peeing her pants on stream! That’s right, we’re all about causing chaos and making outrageous things happen.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up for a laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything can happen on this Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

What is the IP for Joe Bart VODs Minecraft Server?

bart, everest, everest vods, funny tiktok guy, Joe, joe bart games, joe bart gaming, joeb, joebart, joebart twitch, joebart vods, joebartolozzi, loud tiktok guy, Minecraft, react, Server, tiktok guy, vods

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Joe Bart VODs is a popular YouTuber known for his entertaining and informative video-on-demand content. He covers a variety of subjects including gaming, technology, and pop culture, attracting a large following of subscribers. Joe’s engaging personality and high-quality production value make his videos a must-watch for fans looking for engaging and enjoyable content.

MinePolis Remastered

#exciting, Adventure, Bosses, Conquest, Crates, Epic, Exploration, Fun, generator farms, legend, leveling up, Minecraft, Minepolis, OP PvP battles, PvP, Rankup System, remastered, Rewards, Skills, Spawners

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1754	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Welcome to Minepolis!

Minepolis is the Minecraft server where fun and adventure never end! Get ready to level up with our rankup system, face epic OP PvP battles, and test your skills against powerful bosses. Build your ultimate setup with our generator farms, spawners, and unlock exciting rewards with our crates!

Explore, conquer, and become a legend at Minepolis—your adventure awaits!

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The Epic Tale Minecraft Server

anticlimactic, Disappointment, displeasing, Epic, failed expectations, Greatest story ever written, lack of substance, lackluster, letdown, Literature, Masterpiece, mediocre, Minecraft, narrative, Not a SINGLE good game, overhyped, plot twist, Server, storytelling, Tale, unimpressive, uninspired, video games, Writing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	167	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because this server is the greatest story ever written…literally! Our server is filled with epic quests, hilarious NPCs, and mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other as you battle evil mobs, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Who needs a good game when you can have the greatest story ever told in the Minecraft universe?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a great story to tell your friends!

Minecraft SMP: >/ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General: Katawa Shoujo… but in blocks

4chan, blocks, dating sim, disability representation, Emi Ibarazaki, fan community, general, gtksg, Hanako Ikezawa, Hisao Nakai, indie game, japanese visual novel, katawa, Katawa Shoujo, KSG, Lilly Satou, long tail tag, Minecraft, misha, Rin Tezuka, romance, Shizune Hakamichi, Shoujo, slice of life, smp, VG, visual novel

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the chaos and madness of the Katawa Shoujo universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with disabled waifus, epic love triangles, and unexpected plot twists.

Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the legendary Hisao Nakai himself will make a guest appearance to help you build your dream base. Plus, our Nether is filled with spicy hot springs straight out of Yamaku Academy, perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Emi Ibarazaki, who will challenge you to a race every time you log on. Can you outrun the fastest girl in school and claim victory? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the world of Katawa Shoujo Minecraft SMP!

Vaxx-Free Minecraft Server

anti-vaxxers, chuds, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, forced, health crisis, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Minecraft, Misinformation, pandemic, political agenda, Propaganda, public health, rewriting history, Safety, Science, Server, vaccination, vaccine, VaxxFree

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where history is rewritten to fit the norm? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity of rewriting history! Join us and witness epic battles between Abraham Lincoln riding a T-Rex and Napoleon Bonaparte on a unicorn! Explore our custom-built world where dinosaurs roam freely and aliens have tea parties with medieval knights. Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible – join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Your Country My Choice Minecraft SMP

Choice, Country, country allegiance, country citizenship, country loyalty, country pride, cultural heritage, love for country, Minecraft, my choice, national identity, national pride, national sovereignty, national symbols, national unity, national values, patriotism, smp, your country

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to start a Minecraft SMP where every player represented a different country. And let me tell you, things got wild real quick. The United States player kept trying to build a wall around their base, the Russian player kept trying to annex everyone else’s land, and the Australian player just kept riding around on a kangaroo causing chaos.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “World War Wednesdays” where players battle it out for dominance, and “Diplomacy Fridays” where you can try to form alliances with other countries (good luck with that).

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on “Your Country, My Choice” Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

PepperCraft SMP

Abilities, bedrock, Community, Cracked, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Datapacks, dimension resets, Dungeons, ender dragon, Friends, Legit, leveling up, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server Events, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	200
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

PepperCraft is a fresh cross-platform survival server with RPG elements. Level up your skills, gain abilities, PvP, and make new friends. Server events like Ender Dragon fights and regular dimension resets level the playing field. For a full list of datapacks and plugins check the announcements channel in discord!

Legit, Cracked, Bedrock; Everyone is welcome. See you on PepperCraft!

peppercraft.eu:25569

Shady Realm

bangladeshi, classic, console, creativity, Cross-Platform Support, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, home, minecraft server, mobile, old school, original, PC, Pure, PvP, Shady Realm BD, Simple, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	3796	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Shady Realm BD Welcome to Shady Realm BD! We’re a Bangladeshi Minecraft server built to bring back the simple, old-school Minecraft experience. Whether you’re on PC, mobile, or console, you can jump in and play with everyone here, thanks to our cross-platform support.

Our goal is to keep things classic—just pure survival, exploration, and creativity without all the extra stuff. If you miss the original feel of Minecraft, you’ll feel right at home!

shadyrealm.fun

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389”

Banners, banter, beginner’s guide, blocky, consortiums, Counterside, Courageous, CS24GARDEN, CS24PROSPERITY, csg, Event, gear guide, Global, HildFriends, LANIHALLOWEEN, Memories, Minecraft, Prestissimo, promo codes, raid gear, reroll guide, Resources, RosariaPits, Server, shop guide, trimming gear, units

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4658	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and units!

Join now and get 50 free recruits to start off your adventure. And don’t forget to claim the passcode “Fatima” for exclusive rewards!

But wait, there’s more! Our SSR units include Lee Yumi, Chinatsu, Sky, Lulu, Luna, and Sanae – all ready to kick some blocky butt. And if that’s not enough, we have ASSR units like Felix, Mavka, Joo Shiyoon, and Replacer Queen to add some spice to your gameplay.

Need resources? We got you covered with our handy guides and spreadsheets for all your raiding and trimming needs. Plus, join one of our global consortiums like HildFriends, Prestissimo, or RosariaPits for some extra fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!