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Hot Lava Love – The Dating Server

ancient warming, calibrating age models, DATING, deep-sea sediment cores, high-precision, hot, lava, love, major eruptions, Miocene Climate Optimum, novel approach, Server, U-Pb geochronology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6761	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ores Mined:	6304	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.

so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.

What Minecraft servers are similar to sVanilla Survival ?

back to basics, Community, crystal, Dedicated, Experience, free, Land Claims, Large, Map, modifications, Never Resets, old school, player-driven, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Raiding, Roots, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4911	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Some similar Minecraft servers to sVanilla Survival include:

1. Pure Vanilla MC – Pure Vanilla MC offers a similar vanilla survival experience with minimal modifications. Players can enjoy a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

2. VanillaCraft – VanillaCraft focuses on providing a classic vanilla survival experience with a strong emphasis on community building and cooperation. Players can explore a vast world, engage in PvP battles, and participate in community events.

3. SimpleSurvival – SimpleSurvival offers a stripped-down vanilla survival experience with a focus on simplicity and minimalism. Players can enjoy a large map, no land claims, and a friendly community of players.

4. Semi-Vanilla Survival – Semi-Vanilla Survival strikes a balance between vanilla gameplay and added features. Players can experience a mix of traditional survival elements with enhancements such as player shops, custom plugins, and mini-games.

5. True Vanilla – True Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla survival experience with no added modifications or plugins. Players can enjoy a pure and authentic gameplay experience with a dedicated community of like-minded players.

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MineLux Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Best Anti Cheat Best Staff Team Invite Rewards Custom Plugins Keyall 1x Every hour! Pinata Partys Custom Ranks!

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LifestealSurvival

{Spawn Island}, Crafting, death, Eliminated, exp, extra hearts, Hearts, hostile mobs, Levelledmobs, LifeSteal, Loot, Player hearts, Players, Plugins, PvP, revive beacon, Survival, Tpa, Trading

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Survival – with some extra plugins. LevelledMobs – hostile mobs get stronger and faster, as you travel further from spawn, but also drop more loot and exp, no custom loot. Lifesteal- kill other players, to gain extra hearts, victim will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, though they are expensive. You can have up to 20 hearts. Player hearts will decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated. At this point, only other players can revive you through Revive Beacon. Also tpa and Trading plugin is available and PVP is disabled on spawn island. Have fun!

198.244.176.183:25600

Charged Creeper: The Server Where You’ll Explode with Laughter [SMP] – No Square or Curly Shenanigans!

Adventure, Biomes, Builds, Charged, Community, Creative, creeper, Curly, Custom, Economy, Events, explode, Exploration, Farms, Laughter, Minigames, Monsters, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Resources, Server, Shenanigans, Skyblock, smp, Square, Survival, Youll

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	2423	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
RPG Experience
QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps, and more for quality of life improvements.
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned and operated economy where you can sell items at your chosen price.
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different platforms and MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance.

FAQ:

1. Is there any whitelist to join the server?

No, the server is not whitelisted and all are welcome to join.

2. How can I join the server on Java edition?

You can join using the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com

3. What is the Bedrock port for the server?

The Bedrock port is 25566.

4. How can I access the Discord channel for the server?

You can join the Discord channel here.

Cringe Memes Minecraft Server

Anime, anime memes, anime memes now, cringe, Cringe anime, cringe anime memes, cringe anime memes now, cringe memes, cringe memes now, cringe now, memes, Minecraft, post anime memes, post cringe anime, post cringe anime memes, post cringe memes, post cringe memes now, post cringe now, post memes, Post-Anime, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4209	Mines Excavated:	2131
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	273	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we post anime memes that are so cringe, they’ll make you question your entire existence!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the only rule is to never take yourself too seriously. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to joke around and have a good time.

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Build Battle: Anime Edition” where players compete to build the most ridiculous anime-inspired creations. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Cringe Corner” where players gather to share their most embarrassing anime memes.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! Just remember, if you can’t handle the cringe, then this server might not be for you.

Sonic x Elise Minecraft SMP: Ahead of Its Time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	4510	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Sonic x Elise – ahead of its time and totally mind-blowing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a little romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PetParadise SMP: No Fear Pets!

fear, PetParadise, Pets, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can have any animal you want as a pet! Want a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? Done. How about a pet unicorn that farts glitter? You got it. And don’t worry, these pets won’t turn on you and eat your face off – they’ll be happy to be by your side, causing chaos and hilarity wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Queen, who rules over her kingdom of clucking minions with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Chicken King? Or will you join her army of feathered fiends and conquer the land with an army of poultry?

So come join us for a wild ride of pet shenanigans, epic battles, and ridiculous adventures. Who knows what crazy creatures and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

CraftyCash: SpendyHabits

budgeting, costly behavior, CraftyCash, expensive habit, expensive hobbies, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, financial drain, financial responsibility, high cost living, high-end lifestyle, impulse buying, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Luxury items, money management, overspending, personal finance, SPENDING, SpendyHabits, splurging

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless stuff like armor and weapons? Well, join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most expensive habit of all – building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of emerald blocks!

Not only will you be able to show off your wealth in the most extravagant way possible, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in our weekly “Diamonds for Days” event, where players compete to see who can collect the most diamonds in a single day. The winner gets to rename the server to whatever they want for a whole week – last week it was called “The Land of Llamas and Lollipops”!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden vault somewhere on the server filled with stacks upon stacks of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the treasure for yourself? Join now and find out!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCossacks, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, executions, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, phone privileges, Political, PoWs, prisoners of war, restrictions, RETALIATION, russia, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4889
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	102	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures! we have more fun than ukraine restricts russian pows’ phone privileges! our server is so lit, it will make u forget all about international conflicts and just focus on building and surviving! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u never know what u might find down there! so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!