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WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	5675	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!

BotCraft: Mild Simulated Fun

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, BotCraft, Bots, Chatbots, computer simulation, Cybernetics, digital communication, Digital World, Fun, future technology, human-machine interaction, internet, machine learning, Mild, online interactions, Simulated, simulation, social media, tech advancements, Technology, virtual interactions, virtual reality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where the bots are actually real players in disguise! u never know who u r talking to, it could be a sneaky bot trying to steal ur diamonds or a pro player pretending to be a noob. it’s like living in a mild simulation where nothing is as it seems. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate mind game!

MineMystic

Economy, Minecraft Survival Innovation Custom mobs Unique items Economy Jobs Skills Creatures Crafting Tools Exciting Classic Creative Customization Adventure PVP Building Roleplay Community, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, a dynamic world where survival meets innovation! Explore and thrive in a rich environment featuring custom mobs and unique items. Engage in our robust economy with various jobs and skill systems to enhance your gameplay. Whether you’re battling fierce creatures or crafting powerful tools, there’s always something exciting to do. Join us and experience a blend of classic survival and creative customization that will keep you coming back for more. Adventure awaits!

join.minemystic.com

No-Flakes

Cross-Play, early game, Fresh launch, Minecraft, No economy plugins, no pay to win, PvE, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, Raiding, Sethome, simple voice chat, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

99% Vanilla with the only changes being quality of life plugins like /spawn and /sethome. The server is fresh and just launched on the 3rd of July, 2024 so you have a chance to actually enjoy the minecraft early game! Supports Simple Voice Chat and you never have to pay for rank! AND THERE ARE NO ECONOMY PLUGINS!

51.81.61.190:25577

Ashea RP – Where the pixels have more drama than your high school reunion! Server opens this Thursday at 1:00 PM EST!

Adventure, armor, Ashea, Builds, Community, creativity, Custom, discrimination, Drama, est, Exploration, FANTASY, FRIENDSHIPS, HIGH, Lore, Medieval, narrative, nation, Nations, OPENS, pixels, Races, reunion, Roleplay, rp, School, Server, species, THURSDAY, TOWN, weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5966	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4305
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Ashea RP Minecraft Server

Server Name	ASHEA RP
Server Discord	discord.gg/ashea
Server IP	ashea.org
Server Version	Java 1.20

Overview

Ashea RP is a geopolitical roleplay server, with a medieval fantasy theme! Explore our custom built world, and traverse through the lands of many nations and species! Engage in battles, create your own story, uncover deep lore, and build your dream world.

FAQ

What races can I play as on the server?

Humans, Nekos, Elves, Dwarves, Dragonborn, Ambystoma, Demons, Endkin, and Wraiths

Can I participate in wars and battles on the server?

Yes, the server offers grand battles and wars with a variety of custom weapons and armor for players to use.

Is there a community on the server?

Yes, the server has an inclusive community that welcomes all players and does not discriminate based on real life factors.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the server IP address provided and connecting with Java version 1.20.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

2-BEYO, 2-BEYOBEYO, blockparty, CIS, cis-1, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – cis-1,2-BEYOBEYO! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the flying pig unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic beasts, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous lava surfing competition, where players compete to see who can ride a wave of lava the longest without getting burned to a crisp. It’s a thrilling and dangerous event that will have you on the edge of your seat (if you don’t fall into the lava, that is).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious and treacherous Nether realm, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen who have a strange obsession with disco dancing. Join in on their dance parties or risk facing their wrath – the choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join <i>cis</i>-1,2-BEYOBEYO today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this wacky world!

HobbyManagerMC SMP

3D Graphics, artist portfolio, artistic skills, book reading, book scanning, career development, digitisation, digitise books, Graphic design, hobby management, HobbyManagerMC, job hunting, Job Search, long books, manage hobbies, personal development, philosophical books, portfolio building, reading, self improvement, smp, Time management

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a good laugh? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a quest to digitize five long books in-game! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through pages upon pages of text to complete this epic task. But wait, there’s more! We also need you to create a 3D graphics artist portfolio in Minecraft to land your dream job in the field. Who knew virtual building could be so important for your career?

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a book club where we read long, philosophical books together in-game. Imagine discussing deep thoughts and theories while fighting off creepers and zombies – now that’s what we call multitasking!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ElderlyCartMinecraftServer

AITAH, blood pressure, blood volume, Chronic illness, dizziness, Elderly, elderly lady, elderly woman, ElderlyCartMinecraftServer, fainting, family opinion, grocery store, heated exchange, hidden illness, low iron, passing out, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Respect, Safety, shopping cart, sweating

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled elderly ladies at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server and ride shopping carts to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our carts are always available for all players, regardless of age or physical appearance. Plus, we have a special pregnancy-friendly zone where you can safely navigate the virtual world without worrying about passing out. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join our server and game on, mama!

SisterCraft vs GFWars

Breakup, custody, emotional struggles, family, Financial Security, Future, GFWars, Girlfriend, GRIEVING, Inheritance, Loss, love, new life, parenting, Priorities, relationships, responsibilities, single parent, sister, SisterCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where grief and fears are left at the door and the only responsibility you have is to build the most epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter and energy, just like exploring Paris with a shy and anxious sister who may or may not need therapy. But don’t worry, we have therapists experienced in grief and fears ready to help!

And if you’re worried about your financial future, fear not! Our server offers a 50-25-25 inheritance split in your favor, just like in a family video call with grandparents, uncles, aunts, and a lawyer. Your part will be saved in a bank account until you become an adult, so you can focus on building pixelated castles without a care in the world.

Looking for love? We’ve got you covered! Meet your girlfriend after work for emotional apologies and respectful breakups, all while juggling parenting, disciplining, and school on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind for a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories. See you in the game!