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MineCraftDeadBeatDad

BETRAYAL, child support, Court, custody, drastic measures, irresponsible spending, KIDNAPPING, kids’ needs, MineCraftDeadBeatDad, Modification, neglect, Police, Protection, RAGE, vacation funds, visitation, well-being, withholding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Imagine a world where child support drama unfolds in Minecraft form. Witness the epic battle between a dad trying to protect his kids and an ex-wife splurging on vacations with her new beau. Will he withhold child support? Will she call the cops? Find out on our server!

Build your own dollar store flip flops that won’t fall apart in a day, and feast on virtual ramen noodles while your in-game kids complain about their too-small shoes. It’s a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane plot twists.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have child support drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CognitiveCraft2020

biden, challenge, cognitive assessment, cognitive test, CognitiveCraft2020, confusion, controversy, debate, Doctor, election, medical examination, Memory, mental acuity, mental health, name mix-up, Politics, presidential candidates, presidential race, Testing, trump, Trump vs Biden

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!

GambitCraft: Cajun Crisis

cajun, Cajun heritage, Cajun population, comic book characters, comic book heroes, Crisis, cultural relevance, cultural shift, demographic changes, fictional characters, fictional superheroes, Gambit, GambitCraft, Louisiana, Louisiana culture, Louisiana demographics, Louisiana history, marvel comics, Mutant, Outdated, shrinking population, SuperHero, x-men

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1536
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6487	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Runes Activated:	7

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GAMBIT FROM X-MEN UP IN HERE! YEAH, HE’S CHILLIN’ IN OUR PIXELATED WORLD, THROWIN’ CARDS AND DOIN’ BACKFLIPS LIKE A BOSS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT THAT THE CAJUN POPULATION OF LOUISIANA IS SHRINKIN’ RAPIDLY. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, WE’RE SO POPULAR THAT PEOPLE ARE LEAVIN’ THEIR HOMES JUST TO COME PLAY WITH US.

SO COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AND GAMBIT IS THE KING OF THE BLOCKS. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #GAMBIT4LIFE

KIK Craft Minecraft Server

#meet new people, anyone, Chat, Community, Connect, Craft, Friends, Fun, Group Chat, group chat app, group messaging, instant messaging, Interactive, Join, kik, kik group, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile app, No Rules, ONLINE, Server, Social

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	7418
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our chaotic Kik group where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

ancient anime, angel beats!, anime classic, Anime Community, anime cult favorite, anime fans, anime forgotten, anime hidden gem, anime lovers, anime must watch, anime nostalgia, anime obscure, anime old school, anime rare, anime recommendation, Anime Series, anime throwback, anime timeless, Emotional Anime, HeavenlyCraft, Minecraft, Server, underrated anime

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring to life the ancient anime classic that only the most elite weebs know about! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players banded together to defeat a horde of creepers using nothing but their pet pigs and a stack of enchanted potatoes. Or how about the time we held a cosplay contest where the winner got to ride a dragon made entirely of TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive Nyan Cat Creeper and the majestic Llama Unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret hot spring where all the Endermen go to relax after a long day of teleporting around.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of this forgotten anime world!

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

aita, bottles, brand, call us, containers, DadCraft, different version, Edition, favourite dip, green dip, hurt feelings, liquor store, mini argument, pineapple flavor, random occurrence, Raspberry, Rude, shopping list, telling dad, thought that counts, thoughtless, ungrateful, wrong thing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

TapeAlbumTunes90s

90s music, 90s nostalgia, cassette tapes, hidden songs, Hidden Tracks, Music (Industry), music albums, music collectors, music culture, music fans, music formats, music history, music listening experience, music memories, music technology, music trends, Nostalgia, Retro Music, tape albums, TapeAlbumTunes90s, Vintage music

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ores Mined:	9171	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Do you miss the thrill of discovering hidden gems at the end of tape albums in the 90s? Well, our Minecraft server is like finding those secret songs on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, mysterious portals, and maybe even a few unexpected llama DJs spinning tunes from the underground! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and experience the nostalgia of the 90s like never before!

MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

Anti-China, Automotive Industry, Budget, Budget Buyers, Competition, economic impact, economic policy, electric vehicles, Europe, European Market, ev, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market dynamics, mini cooper, minicraft, price increase, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Unattractive, Uncompetitive

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

ChunkyCraft: Muscle Masters

body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body size, ChunkyCraft, empowerment, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy lifting, Masters, Mobility, Muscle, muscle power, obesity, physical abilities, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, Walking, weightlifting

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

yo, u think u tough in minecraft? come join our server where we make u carry 500 pounds on ur back just to survive. it aint for the weak, only the strong survive here.

we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while being attacked by flying pigs. and if u think u can handle it, we got a secret level where u gotta fight off an army of zombie chickens armed with carrots.

if u think u got what it takes, come join us and prove urself. but beware, this server aint for the faint of heart. only the bravest players can handle the madness we got in store. so what are u waiting for? join us now and show us what u got!

RenewableCraft: Power Up!

#sustainability, clean energy, Decline, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy generation, energy policy, energy production, energy sources, energy storage, energy sustainability, Energy Transition, green energy, net energy, power, renewable energy, renewable energy systems., renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft, Systems, transitioning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, you can totally transition to renewable energy systems without, like, losing any energy, dude. it’s, like, magic or something. you can build solar panels and wind turbines and all that cool stuff without worrying about running out of energy, bro. join this server and become the ultimate renewable energy wizard, man. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary energy crystal that gives you unlimited power. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. come join us and power up your minecraft world like never before!